CHANGE! That is what we are talking about when we elect Barrack Obama as Supreme Chancellor of the Republic. I am as pessimistic as the next guy, but when he talks about creating a special national security force of civilians who spread the word of CHANGE, I know he is the best man for President/ Supreme Chancellor. We should have done this 30 years ago when Russia was invading Afghanistan.
If only the Supreme Chancellor Carter had thought of the idea to send civilians in brown shirts to Afghanistan to tell the Soviets about CHANGE we would not have had to have President Reagan or a Bush much less a W. Bush.
CHANGE.
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Because I will be participating in “Operation Squirrel and Rabbit Freedom” in the woods. I hope to liberate these unfortunate souls.
Deus Vult!
My pairs of fans, gotta be wondering why I ain’t writing nothing. What with all the arabs chopping off people’s heads with breadknives, and other such enlightened political speech. But why I got gaffled is simple, Don Imus said mean stuff about my hair.
As a result, I could not read or write. I had to give up my blog because Don Imus mean.
He all mean and stuff. You can’t be mean on the radio. That’s mean. Free speech is not free. It costs folks like you and me. And I GOT GAFFLED.
But the good thing is the emergence of our new champion of free speech. No, not Howard Stern who asks every female guest “Would you, would you, would you do it wit a black guy?” Like black guys is some fulfillment of Howard’s interracial fetish.
No, I talking about the real new champion of free speech.
AL SHARPTON.
I voted for him in 04 when he was running on the “Bread and Circusses” platform. Now that he is on the “Free Speech Is Not Free” platform, I vote Al Sharpton for Dictator for Life.
AL SHARPTON MY FRIEND.
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This is good news. I like Patriots. Who does not like Patriots? The Patriots are our friends. Tom Brady is my favorite football player, except for Indiana Jones. But he doesn’t really play anymore anyway.
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AYRABS CHANGE MIND ABOUT FREE SPEECH.
I don trust ayrabs no more. They gone get us man. I heard some guy made a cartoon contest, to protest the fact ayrabs intimidated cartoonists in the past, and assassinated film directors who were critical of barbaric islamic practices, so THEY DREW MUHAMMED MAN.
Muhammed specifically did say, “DON DRAW ME OR I GONE TELL A BUNCH CRAZY MONKEYS TO THROW ROCKS AT YO ASS AND BURN YO EMBASSY, MUTHAFUCKA.”
Now you can draw Muhammed Ali, but you can’t draw Muhammed, man. You aint got no free speech if you offend a militant minority of thugs. No sir. They gonna kill you. So you better not say nothing to piss off no muslim or they gonna go boolie boolie boolie all over your ass. Shoot, fellow members of the civilized world wont help you neither, because they are afraid to exercise they rights of expression in the face of boolie boolie and his brother tommie boolie. Naw, you gots to be quiet, while boolie and his brother make europe safe for muslims in their ancestral lands.
Muslims have a inherent right to go through life unoffended. We have proven this. Europe shoulda known by now, that individual liberties must be sacrificed in order to tap into a cheap market of labor. Europe must abolish all individual liberty in order to keep they GDPs growing and in order to tolerate Danish imams in their ancestral land.
I SINCERELY HOPE NO CRAZY AYRABS COME AND KILL ME FOR THIS ARTICLE. I AIN’T DRAW NOBODY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I AM YOUR FRIEND LIKE CNN. CNN WON’T PUBLISH THE PICTURES BECAUSE THEY WANT TO APPEASE YOU. I APPEASE YOU TOO. IN FACT I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK. AYRABS IS MY FAVORITE! I DON’T NEED NO INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS WHEN I CAN ACCEPT THE SHARIA. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN EUROPE, AND NOT BE OFFENDED BY THE 98% OF EUROPEANS OF EUROPEAN DESCENT. THEY ONLY STOLE THAT LAND FROM THE INDIANS ANYWAY. WHO WERE MUSLIM.
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SHE GOIN JAIL FOR 9 YEARS. She got convicted of criminal putting thumb in stuff. Her husband got 12 years. He got convicted of accessory at the fact to put thumb in stuff, and mayhem.
Mayhem is a crime at common law for dismembering people. Although he did not chop of the dude’s thumb he took. He gave the thumb a manicure after he took it. That is some sick shit, man. JAIL!!!!!!!!!!
All I know is that Chilli tastes much better when the only thumbs in it belong to pigs, cows, and chickens, man.
Its like that time Godzilla fought megalon. Jet Jaguar was there and he helped godzilla do it. So when godzilla went to jail for kicking megalon’s ass, Jet Jaguar got put in jail as accessory but he was pardoned by the Emperor of JAPAN because Jet Jaguar IS A ROBOT MAN.
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I don’t trust Iran man. I don’t trust them. The President there says they gonna get nuker bombs so we got to go get Iran man. I don’t know. Europeans say Iran gonna get them and but I say who cares? Europe suck. Europe is my favorite Algerian colony, but it suck.
Iran is in its full rights to olbiviate Europe. Europe is stupid. Did you know in Europe, you can go to jail for saying the holocaust never happened? Now I don’t know for sure, but I seen a lotta movies about the holocaust (I still gotta rent godfather part III) but it seems like that holocaust thing might have happened. But to put somebody ass in jail for disagreeing with Steven Spielberg about certain historical facts? EUROPE CRAZY.
I hope Iran do get the bomb. Because Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejadsay (pronounced Ima heard jah ass say) say “Steven Spielberg full of beans man, ain’t no holocaust never happen.” So Europe gonna put him in jail. He better get nuker bombs. Iran is the only bastion of free speech in the old world no more. The EU collective hive don’t like free speech.
Most countries in Europe will put you in a concentration camp if you say “ain’t never no concentration camps.” That will learn you! Europe will prove how enlightened they now are by putting you in a camp for saying something they don’t approve of. It was of course wrong for Nazi Europe to put people in camps because of beliefs, religion, or ethnicity, but Europe gotta put YOU in a camp for your beliefs if your beliefs are that they ain’t got no camps! THEY SHOWED YOU. Like they showed these dudes. THEY GOING TO JAIL!!!!
Now it stupid to say they holocaust never happened, revise history, and make stuff up. It even more stupid to repeat history’s mistakes by locking people up in concentration camps all over again just because they express unpouplar beliefs. But IRAN got a solution to the problem of Europe throwing people in neo-camps. Iran gonna protect its free speech rights with nuclear teeth. IRAN CRAZY!
Its alot like that time when Godzilla fought the sea monster. Godzilla seem real big and bad because he gonna use a nuker bomb in the form of his nuclear fire breath. But creeping deep below the ocean is the sea monster. The sea monster is a giant lobster, but also is a metaphor for the undercurrent of narrowmindedness and inquisition that still operates in the European mind. The Sea Monster rise up and try to gaffle Godzilla because Godzilla say “AIN’T NEVER BEEN NO RED LOBSTER RESTARAUNTS. AND CAPTAIN D’S IS A MYTH.” Now we all know that their is Red Lobster restaraunts. But is it a good reason to use violence against Godzilla just because he is telling stories? No. That’s why Europe is a stupid and backward continent with less respect for civil liberties than crazy Iranians.
