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Today is Columbus day. When people celebrate the founding of the city of Columbus, Ohio by noted explorer Vasco Da Gama.
Now a lot of people don’t think we should celebrate today, because Vasco Da Gama did not like the Indians, which is why he discovered them so much. In 1498 Da Gama founded Cochin, in Goa, in India. This is why we should not celebrate Columbus day.
For Columbus Ohio represents everything that is mean and evil in this world. You see, if there was no Columbus, then that means there would have been no Da Gama to found Columbus. Then he would not have been able to discover India and establish Cochin. If he had never found India, then we would not know it was there these past 500 years. And everyone would have been much better off, especially the people of India who would not know they were there.
So don’t celebrate Columbus day. Ohio is a terrible place.
