I SMART

To hide from his crimes:

SIEM REAP, Cambodia (July 12, 2007) — Michael Richards has retreated to the mountains of Cambodia, following an incident in November in which he angrily shouted racial slurs at heckling clubgoers during a comedy routine.

Michael Richards is now in hiding. Hiding from justice as our enlightened and thoughtful media has defined it.

And now we have Dog the Human Trafficker trying to apologize for his violation of the First Amendment.

“I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I’m not. I didn’t really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people,” Chapman said during an interview on Fox News’ Tuesday night broadcast of Hannity & Colmes.

“I now learned I’m not black at all. And I never did it out of hate. This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is?… And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me… I will try never, ever, ever to use that word again…. I did not ever want to be in the hot seat as I am right now, the hottest seat I’ve been in, because I’m always in the hot seat anyway.” Source: http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/dog-bounty-hunter-star-i-will-try-never-use-that-word-again-6059.php

Well now, isn’t this cute? People thinking they can apologize their way out of a speech crime?

Well, we will not accept this apology. We must be ardent in our support of free speech, and in order to preserve the freeness of speech there must be no forgiveness for non-free speech.

It’s like the time Godzilla fought Ghidorah. Ghidorah offended the world when he was employed by the Kilaaks in their quest to take over the world in Destroy All Monsters. Godzilla did not accept Ghidorah’s apology. Especially after Ghidorah tried to kill Anguris by stomping on him.

Godzilla knew, like I your most brilliant blogger know, that when someone tries to kill Anguris that you must fight until your last breath to vanquish your enemy. Dog the human trafficker tried to kill Anguris. And Godzilla would never tolerate that.

Would you? Are you the good German? Or are you the bad Slovakian?