Hip hop is struggling as of late. It has largely a become dominated by monotonous beats and by artists with the lyrical talent befitting MTV’s 20 year long minstrel show. But hip hop is poised to make a thunderous comeback to cultural relevancy beyond Pimp My Ride thanks to NEIL SEDAKA!!!!
MC Neil Sedaka is due for a comeback. Especially now that the only skill set required to produce a hip hop song is the ability to use a casio keyboard and make beeping noises. (Relatedly, Lil Jon is the most talented musical genius since Mozart, WHAT!)
BEHOLD THE HARDCOREDEDNESS BY CLICKING ABOVE. “Laughter in the Rain! What! What! What! What! Yeah!”
MC Neil Sedaka is hard core. A straight gangsta. I bet he has a mad posse of pipe hittin fools that won’t take no mess. They ain’t gonna get MC Neil Sedaka like they got Tupac or Snoop Dogg.
By the way rumors persist that Snoop Dogg is in fact not dead. Sitings of Snoop Dogg are nearly as common as sitings of Elvis.
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The future of hip hop is past? Please tell me its true!
Comment by kevmoore 1 November 2007 @ 5:06 amDear Kevmoore,
It is true. MC Sedaka is gonna lay out some phat beats with his casio keyboard. Plus, he has the added ability of stealing his own songs when needing a beat, instead of having to steal someone else’s.
Comment by brilliance 1 November 2007 @ 1:09 pmDoes this mean he could take himself to court?
Comment by kevmoore 1 November 2007 @ 1:34 pmyou’re right about snoop. I saw him in the tampon aisle at K-Mart yesterday
Comment by nursemyra 17 November 2007 @ 4:36 pm