I SMART

On Wednesday, noted philosopher Randi Rhodes reported on her show that Blackwater (a racistly named portion of President Bush’s illegal power apparatus) is behind the San Diego conflagration. And she is taking some heat for reporting this calamitous calamity, almost as calamitous as Bush’s calamity in New Orleans in 2005.

Rhodes reported:

I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know.

You just know wherever there is fire, this administration will be out there doing what it does best and that is fanning the flames, you know. It just spooks me, I can’t explain to you how creepy this whole thing is that you know, you’ve got these fires. Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that.

I mean, I don’t even know what to think. You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesn’t want their house burned down. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder … arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in Schwarzenegger’s administration.

It’s all so creepy.

Randi is right! It is all so creepy. And San Diego is paying the price for creepiness. San Diego used to be a nice place to live. Back when Three’s Company was on the air, before the dark times, before Blackwater, there were no fires in San Diego. But let us analyze this. Why now? Why attack San Diego now?

Blackwater.

It’s like that time, in Godzilla: King of the Monsters when Godzilla decides he is going to relocate to Tokyo with the help of then President George Hirohito Watanabe Bush. The people of Tokyo objected to Godzilla’s relocation to the area, and then mysteriously, Tokyo gets set on fire when Godzilla uses his nuclear fire breath to force the evacuation of people so he could build his giant Godzilla complex. Coincidence? I think not.

Blackwater, Mandrake. That’s what I am getting at. Blackwater. Have you ever seen a Republican drink water? Of course not. And in no certain circumstances will they drink water? Blackwater, that’s what they drink.

I can no longer sit back and allow President Bush’s infiltration, President Bush’s indoctrination, President Bush’s subversion, and President Bush’s international conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Randi Rhodes for President in 07!