My pairs of fans, gotta be wondering why I ain’t writing nothing. What with all the arabs chopping off people’s heads with breadknives, and other such enlightened political speech. But why I got gaffled is simple, Don Imus said mean stuff about my hair.
As a result, I could not read or write. I had to give up my blog because Don Imus mean.
He all mean and stuff. You can’t be mean on the radio. That’s mean. Free speech is not free. It costs folks like you and me. And I GOT GAFFLED.
But the good thing is the emergence of our new champion of free speech. No, not Howard Stern who asks every female guest “Would you, would you, would you do it wit a black guy?” Like black guys is some fulfillment of Howard’s interracial fetish.
No, I talking about the real new champion of free speech.
AL SHARPTON.
I voted for him in 04 when he was running on the “Bread and Circusses” platform. Now that he is on the “Free Speech Is Not Free” platform, I vote Al Sharpton for Dictator for Life.
AL SHARPTON MY FRIEND.
