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SHE GOIN JAIL FOR 9 YEARS. She got convicted of criminal putting thumb in stuff. Her husband got 12 years. He got convicted of accessory at the fact to put thumb in stuff, and mayhem.

Mayhem is a crime at common law for dismembering people. Although he did not chop of the dude’s thumb he took. He gave the thumb a manicure after he took it. That is some sick shit, man. JAIL!!!!!!!!!!

All I know is that Chilli tastes much better when the only thumbs in it belong to pigs, cows, and chickens, man.

Its like that time Godzilla fought megalon. Jet Jaguar was there and he helped godzilla do it. So when godzilla went to jail for kicking megalon’s ass, Jet Jaguar got put in jail as accessory but he was pardoned by the Emperor of JAPAN because Jet Jaguar IS A ROBOT MAN.

I don’t trust Iran man. I don’t trust them. The President there says they gonna get nuker bombs so we got to go get Iran man. I don’t know. Europeans say Iran gonna get them and but I say who cares? Europe suck. Europe is my favorite Algerian colony, but it suck.

Iran is in its full rights to olbiviate Europe. Europe is stupid. Did you know in Europe, you can go to jail for saying the holocaust never happened? Now I don’t know for sure, but I seen a lotta movies about the holocaust (I still gotta rent godfather part III) but it seems like that holocaust thing might have happened. But to put somebody ass in jail for disagreeing with Steven Spielberg about certain historical facts? EUROPE CRAZY.

I hope Iran do get the bomb. Because Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejadsay (pronounced Ima heard jah ass say) say “Steven Spielberg full of beans man, ain’t no holocaust never happen.” So Europe gonna put him in jail. He better get nuker bombs. Iran is the only bastion of free speech in the old world no more. The EU collective hive don’t like free speech.
Most countries in Europe will put you in a concentration camp if you say “ain’t never no concentration camps.” That will learn you! Europe will prove how enlightened they now are by putting you in a camp for saying something they don’t approve of. It was of course wrong for Nazi Europe to put people in camps because of beliefs, religion, or ethnicity, but Europe gotta put YOU in a camp for your beliefs if your beliefs are that they ain’t got no camps! THEY SHOWED YOU. Like they showed these dudes. THEY GOING TO JAIL!!!!

Now it stupid to say they holocaust never happened, revise history, and make stuff up. It even more stupid to repeat history’s mistakes by locking people up in concentration camps all over again just because they express unpouplar beliefs. But IRAN got a solution to the problem of Europe throwing people in neo-camps. Iran gonna protect its free speech rights with nuclear teeth. IRAN CRAZY!

Its alot like that time when Godzilla fought the sea monster. Godzilla seem real big and bad because he gonna use a nuker bomb in the form of his nuclear fire breath. But creeping deep below the ocean is the sea monster. The sea monster is a giant lobster, but also is a metaphor for the undercurrent of narrowmindedness and inquisition that still operates in the European mind. The Sea Monster rise up and try to gaffle Godzilla because Godzilla say “AIN’T NEVER BEEN NO RED LOBSTER RESTARAUNTS. AND CAPTAIN D’S IS A MYTH.” Now we all know that their is Red Lobster restaraunts. But is it a good reason to use violence against Godzilla just because he is telling stories? No. That’s why Europe is a stupid and backward continent with less respect for civil liberties than crazy Iranians.