CHANGE! That is what we are talking about when we elect Barrack Obama as Supreme Chancellor of the Republic. I am as pessimistic as the next guy, but when he talks about creating a special national security force of civilians who spread the word of CHANGE, I know he is the best man for President/ Supreme Chancellor. We should have done this 30 years ago when Russia was invading Afghanistan.
If only the Supreme Chancellor Carter had thought of the idea to send civilians in brown shirts to Afghanistan to tell the Soviets about CHANGE we would not have had to have President Reagan or a Bush much less a W. Bush.
CHANGE.
Filed under: BRILLIANT STUFF, free speech | Tags: , Anguris, bounty, cambodia, dog, free speech, Godzilla, hunter, michael richards
To hide from his crimes:
SIEM REAP, Cambodia (July 12, 2007) — Michael Richards has retreated to the mountains of Cambodia, following an incident in November in which he angrily shouted racial slurs at heckling clubgoers during a comedy routine.
Michael Richards is now in hiding. Hiding from justice as our enlightened and thoughtful media has defined it.
And now we have Dog the Human Trafficker trying to apologize for his violation of the First Amendment.
“I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I’m not. I didn’t really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people,” Chapman said during an interview on Fox News’ Tuesday night broadcast of Hannity & Colmes.
“I now learned I’m not black at all. And I never did it out of hate. This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is?… And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me… I will try never, ever, ever to use that word again…. I did not ever want to be in the hot seat as I am right now, the hottest seat I’ve been in, because I’m always in the hot seat anyway.” Source: http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/dog-bounty-hunter-star-i-will-try-never-use-that-word-again-6059.php
Well now, isn’t this cute? People thinking they can apologize their way out of a speech crime?
Well, we will not accept this apology. We must be ardent in our support of free speech, and in order to preserve the freeness of speech there must be no forgiveness for non-free speech.
It’s like the time Godzilla fought Ghidorah. Ghidorah offended the world when he was employed by the Kilaaks in their quest to take over the world in Destroy All Monsters. Godzilla did not accept Ghidorah’s apology. Especially after Ghidorah tried to kill Anguris by stomping on him.
Godzilla knew, like I your most brilliant blogger know, that when someone tries to kill Anguris that you must fight until your last breath to vanquish your enemy. Dog the human trafficker tried to kill Anguris. And Godzilla would never tolerate that.
Would you? Are you the good German? Or are you the bad Slovakian?
Filed under: BRILLIANT STUFF, free speech | Tags: al sharpton, bounty hunter, dog, dog the bounty hunter, first amendment, Godzilla, megalon, racism, seatopia
This time the First Amendment has been violated by human trafficker Dog the Bounty Hunter. In a voice mail message, Dog used the forbidden word six times in reference to his son’s girlfriend who happens to be African American. Dog, who is not African American and therefore cannot use the forbidden word, has issued an apology, which does seem heartfelt. Also, some might argue that Dog’s comments are distinguishable from the first amendment violations by Michael Richards and Don Imus because this was meant to be a private communication whereas the former comments were made publicly.
I say to you, that the fact that Dog’s comments were made in private does not excuse this crime against humanity. We live in a society which guarantees free speech. However free speech does not give one free reign to say whatever he wants. Free speech is not free when it has costs. Dog’s comments have a steep cost. Dog’s speech carries the cost of offensiveness, and because the speech carries cost, it is not free speech. Because Dog has made speech that is not free, Dog has violated the First Amendment and should be imprisoned for his speech crime.
The First Amendment is crucial to the liberties we enjoy in this country and it must be protected jealously. However, our government shirks its duty to ensure the Freeness of speech. Only our champion speech, the Reverend Sharpton is waging this just battle to preserve the Freeness of speech.
Some are calling for Dog’s firing, as it is a fundamental right to have people fired for offending other people. But I say to you that is not enough. We must ensure the freeness of speech by imprisoning those who would make non-free speech.
It’s like that time in Godzilla vs. Megalon, when the people of Seatopia decided to protest the rest of the world’s use of
nuclear testing. You see, the Seatopians lived underwater. And nuclear testing occured in the oceans. The Seatopians, in order to protest this testing, used Megalon. Megalon was rather unattractive, and looked like a giant cockroach with pointy arms. This form of protest was offensive, and therefore the Seatopians violated the First Amendment. Godzilla, much like Al Sharpton does today, championed the cause of free speech and killed Megalon. But not even Al Sharpton has the political will to kill Dog the Human Trafficker, much less Megalon.
Sadly, our resolve to protect the freeness of speech is lacking in this day and age. Where have you gone, Godzilla?
Hip hop is struggling as of late. It has largely a become dominated by monotonous beats and by artists with the lyrical talent befitting MTV’s 20 year long minstrel show. But hip hop is poised to make a thunderous comeback to cultural relevancy beyond Pimp My Ride thanks to NEIL SEDAKA!!!!
MC Neil Sedaka is due for a comeback. Especially now that the only skill set required to produce a hip hop song is the ability to use a casio keyboard and make beeping noises. (Relatedly, Lil Jon is the most talented musical genius since Mozart, WHAT!)
BEHOLD THE HARDCOREDEDNESS BY CLICKING ABOVE. “Laughter in the Rain! What! What! What! What! Yeah!”
MC Neil Sedaka is hard core. A straight gangsta. I bet he has a mad posse of pipe hittin fools that won’t take no mess. They ain’t gonna get MC Neil Sedaka like they got Tupac or Snoop Dogg.
By the way rumors persist that Snoop Dogg is in fact not dead. Sitings of Snoop Dogg are nearly as common as sitings of Elvis.
Filed under: BRILLIANT STUFF, SCHIP, randi rhodes, san diego | Tags: , blackwater, fire, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, public schools, randi rhodes, san diego, unions
How low can Blackwater go? Pretty low if you ask the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s department.
A fire that charred more than 38,000 acres and destroyed 21 homes in northern Los Angeles County last week was sparked by a boy playing with matches, sheriff’s officials said Tuesday.
Source: http://www.latimes.com/
As Randi Rhodes, noted philosopher and psychic reported, the fires were started because the locals antagonized Blackwater. And as if that was not bad enough, Blackwater employed the services of a child to set the fire.
A child! A juvenile! A person not even eligible to work. So Blackwater not only sets wild fires, they also violate child labor laws.
It is bad enough, that President Bush ordered the deaths of millions of children worldwide when he vetoed S-CHIP. Now President Bush, through his Blackwater henchmen, are forcing children to work in violation of the law.
Child labor is an abhorrent practice, thought to be long ago abolished. But this administration is taking our country back into the past by employing child arsonists. This child was probably not even in the arsonists union. More Republican union busting.
I watched the Democrat debate last night, and Hillary would never employ a child arsonist. Especially a non-union child arsonist to do her dirty work. This child should have been in a state school, learning to think in a manner acceptable to the state; not setting fires.
Don’t watch the Sopranos on HBO. It is a racist show. I do not like the way it portrays Arab Americans.
Take for example, the main character of the Sopranos: Tony Prosano. They use him to put forth a stereotype that all Arab Americans are mobsters and steal and kill people.
Not all Arabs are mobsters, and I am so tired of racist stereotypes.
Here it is, 2007. And we are still dealing with racism in this country. We need to collectively move on from the evils of the past. Yes, we must collectively decide to abolish these stereotypes. Stereotypes are, and stereotypical thinking is, always wrong, we have proven this.
So I am boycotting the Sopranos. I will not watch anymore new episodes of it on HBO.
Filed under: BRILLIANT STUFF | Tags: blackwater, conspiracy, fire, president bush, randi rhodes, san diego
On Wednesday, noted philosopher Randi Rhodes reported on her show that Blackwater (a racistly named portion of President Bush’s illegal power apparatus) is behind the San Diego conflagration. And she is taking some heat for reporting this calamitous calamity, almost as calamitous as Bush’s calamity in New Orleans in 2005.
Rhodes reported:
I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know.
You just know wherever there is fire, this administration will be out there doing what it does best and that is fanning the flames, you know. It just spooks me, I can’t explain to you how creepy this whole thing is that you know, you’ve got these fires. Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that.
I mean, I don’t even know what to think. You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesn’t want their house burned down. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder … arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in Schwarzenegger’s administration.
It’s all so creepy.
Randi is right! It is all so creepy. And San Diego is paying the price for creepiness. San Diego used to be a nice place to live. Back when Three’s Company was on the air, before the dark times, before Blackwater, there were no fires in San Diego. But let us analyze this. Why now? Why attack San Diego now?
Blackwater.
It’s like that time, in Godzilla: King of the Monsters when Godzilla decides he is going to relocate to Tokyo with the help of then President George Hirohito Watanabe Bush. The people of Tokyo objected to Godzilla’s relocation to the area, and then mysteriously, Tokyo gets set on fire when Godzilla uses his nuclear fire breath to force the evacuation of people so he could build his giant Godzilla complex. Coincidence? I think not.
Blackwater, Mandrake. That’s what I am getting at. Blackwater. Have you ever seen a Republican drink water? Of course not. And in no certain circumstances will they drink water? Blackwater, that’s what they drink.
I can no longer sit back and allow President Bush’s infiltration, President Bush’s indoctrination, President Bush’s subversion, and President Bush’s international conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Randi Rhodes for President in 07!
Filed under: BRILLIANT STUFF, free speech | Tags: , fire, hate crime, michael richards, san diego
According to Wikipedia, the source smart people like me cite because it is always right:
On November 17, 2006, during a performance at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood, California, a cell phone video captured Richards[1][8] shouting “Shut up” at an audience member, followed by “He’s a nigger!” to the rest of the audience[9] (using the word at 6 times altogether), and also making a reference to lynching [10] He was addressing a group of black hecklers.[11] by saying “50 years ago you would have been hanging upside down with a pitchfork up your ass” to a black audience member. Richards made a public apology for his remarks, during a satellite appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman.[12] He described going into a rage and said, “For me to be at a comedy club and to flip out and say this crap, I’m deeply, deeply sorry.” He said he was trying to defuse heckling by being even more outrageous, but that it had backfired. Richards later called civil rights leaders Al Sharpton[13] and Jesse Jackson[14] in order to apologize. He also appeared as a guest on Jackson’s syndicated radio show.[15] A Top Ten List featured on The Late Show in February 2007, titled “Top Ten Ways to Make the Grammy Awards More Exciting” and read by guest Christina Aguilera, mentioned Richards giving out the “rap and hip-hop awards”.[16]
Here it is, almost one year later and he is still out there, free. We must do something about this. Michael Richards should go to jail for his racism. He should be incarcerated for his impermissible use of the word that cannot be used. He also improperly threatened to use a pitchfork, and pitchforks are illegal too.
We live in a country of free speech, and Michael Richards violated that heckler’s right to free speech when he shouted at him from the stage. Michael Richards violated the 1st Amendment and he should also be incarcerated for that.
But no! Michael Richards is still out there, violating the speech rights of hecklers everyday. This cannot be permitted and should not be permitted. This is all George Bush’s fault. First the racist hurricane. Then he starts a fire in San Diego through his Blackwater henchmen.
Yes, Blackwater started that fire according to Randi Rhodes and she is smart. Smarter than George Bush who allows Michael Richards to remain free to violate the 1st Amendment. Michael Richards should be in jail for this hate crime.
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Because I will be participating in “Operation Squirrel and Rabbit Freedom” in the woods. I hope to liberate these unfortunate souls.
Deus Vult!
Filed under: BRILLIANT STUFF | Tags: chip, George Bush, Godzilla, healthcare, Hillary Clinton, King Kong, politburo, SCHIP
Last Wednesday, President bush vetoed an expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program! How is president Bush not gonna give children free stuff? We have conclusively proven that it is the Government’s job to redistribute wealth from people who have unpopular views or lifestyles to help THE CHILDREN.
All we want to do is increase government spending by taxing smokers. It makes perfect sense, we will tax smokers to pay for health care and simultaneously get all the smokers to quit smoking. The heartless monster nazis who want to kill all of the children like President Bush will retort “But if you get all the smokers to quit or resort to the black African American market then you will dry up the tax base for the program, turning the program into an unfunded liability that will have to be funded from the general revenue.” Why don’t they say what they really mean? “We like smokers, and want all of the children to suffer because we are the party of racist hurricanes and want to bring back polio.”
After all, we have conclusively proven that it is the purpose of government to transfer funds from unpopular minorities or people with unsavory lifestyles to CHILDREN. The United States government was created, as a government with almost unlimited powers to tax and spend for the CHILDREN so long as that child touch and concern things in the stream of interstate commerce. It is all clearly constitutional. It is all clearly necessary.
That is the beauty of democracy, a plurality of the minority of us that vote, can elect our betters to serve in legislatures, a majority of a quorum of which can assert the will of the PEOPLE. It is all quite simple. And our legislatures, our betters, our wise and enlightened policy makers like the CHILDREN. And don’t like unpopular minorities. That is what democracy is for.
I mean it is bad enough President Bush created the world’s first Racist Hurricane 2 years ago. It is almost as bad that he, according to wise and enlightened philosopher Mos Def, faked September 11th just to blame the Ayrabs (Mos Def Smart!). But this is 1,000,000,000 times worse than creating that racist hurricane and 1,000,000,000,000 times worse than blaming the Ayrabs when Mos Def knows better. I mean, Mr. President. Think of the Children! It is the government’s job to provide for all the fundamental rights of the people. These fundamental rights include food, clothing, education, health care, mass transportation, interstate highways, the FCC, a regulatory system designed to perpetuate corporate oligopolies, high speed internet, cable tv, and most importantly the right to be unoffended!
This is Fascism and this offends me! The government is shirking its responsibility to the people. This is why I am going to vote for Hillary Clinton, the successor in a long line of anti-fascists. I cannot wait to sit on her medicinal politburo. It is like that time when King Kong fought Godzilla. Godzilla wanted to destroy Japan. And King Kong wanted to stop Godzilla from destroying Japan. (This was in one of Godzilla’s bad days.) Anyway, King Kong stopped Godzilla from destroying Japan. But in the process of the fight, they destroyed Japan.
